Alright cunts, listen up. Name's Brett and I'm 20, living Brisbane, Australia. I find what music people listen to can often tell you a lot about a person without even talking to them, so hey, check out my last fm account. Don't hold back, ask me anything you want, anon or not, I don't care. Other than that, have a nice day cunt :)
gymaaholic:

Focus!
Keep your goals in mind and work for it. Because we all start somewhere.
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
http://www.gymaholic.co

gymaaholic:

Focus!

Keep your goals in mind and work for it. Because we all start somewhere.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson

http://www.gymaholic.co

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Posted
16 hours ago
porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

(via dutchster)

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170633
Posted
16 hours ago

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via motherfucknstarbucks)

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Posted
1 day ago

bugattis:

the VMAs wont be complete until the fuck her right in the pussy guy comes up and interrupts someone

He needs to get into contact with Kanye. 

(Source: scissor, via motherfucknstarbucks)

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9276
Posted
1 day ago
fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

(Source: needsmoarcat, via fuzzyxteddybear)

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669375
Posted
3 days ago
rifa:

therandominmyhead:

A wild MACHAMP appeared!
Go! DUGTRIO!

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

rifa:

therandominmyhead:

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

(via fuzzyxteddybear)

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200991
Posted
3 days ago

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

(via thefuuuucomics)

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135760
Posted
3 days ago

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

image

(via dutchster)

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311654
Posted
3 days ago
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

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573242
Posted
4 days ago